Five Zombies on a park bench.
Absence of reason > evidence in slough of flesh > vacancy of eye.
Five stars that fell from heaven.
Dullness of existence > lure of streaking glory > light-years to wonder.
Five Jennifer Aniston films I’d rather not see.
Absence of talent > flicker of mane > time better spent elsewhere.
Five guys with “I work @Boeing branded to their foreheads.
Mindless fairy tales > wealth and grandeur > ultimate fallacy to security.
Five songs that never made top twenty.
Oldies but goodies> found only in the mind> of those with better taste.
Five Fingered Death Punch
Heavy metal > twisted sister > cruel intent > wrenching gut > IBS withdrawals.
Five below zero.
Relationships gone south > plummeting fall >head spinning>mind reeling> leaves one speechless.
Five star banks that robbed you blind.
Sanctioned theft > disguised as wisdom > integrity varnished > credibility tarnished.
Five pillars of Islam in scythes of yellow and red.
Visions of greatness > vestal virgins > nothing more than a horny man’s dream.
Five myths of Obama Care that rattle the brain.
Each camp ugly >clamoring for attention > neither listening > greed disguised as concern > trillions undisclosed.
Five Year Itch.
Time without satisfaction > questions without answers > peace without mind.
Five and Furious > Five and Fast.
Speeding cars > nubical girls >ab–stract adolescent men.
Five star book reviews I know lied.
Lack of brilliance > false identity > lack of reason > searching for home.
Five hotels that promise comfort without bedbugs.
Fumigated > saturated > ecologically proven to shrink whatever ails ya.
Five restaurants’ that guarantee a fine cuisine.
Regardless of flavor > ignorance of calorie count > disregard for cholesterol levels > msg.
Five minutes of euphoria.
Bottom of glass > shape of donut > center of that chocolate éclair.
Five weeks of bliss.
Mindless pleasure > warmth of sun > caressing tropical breeze.
Five months of doubt.
Self-degradation > turmoil >analyzing > patronizing > scrutinizing > paralyzing.
Five years of misery.
Wanting to leave >held captive > gossamer strings of imagination.
Five easy listening stations.
Sound without significance>wings of Calgon>Riesling>and scented candles.
High five > high low > hi sweetheart > hi Mr. Sandusky > hi-by > hey You!
Five Miami Dolphin’s
Men in tights > muscles flexed > testosterone inflamed pecks > a feast for any eye.
Five Denver Cowboys.
Peers and compatriots > like father’s before > like men who lost the Alamo.
Five shades of red.
Shades of blue > tints of yellow > flags of glory > deathbeds of despair.
Five things said that you wish you could take back.
Words blurted in anger > thoughts left to run amuck > spleens vented without thought > injustice won but lost.
Five individuals you’re pretty sure you could do without.
First to break your heart > defame your name > burst your bubble > to catch your lie > to leave you breathless without shame.